I love when he says what his punishment should be…a weekend with no video games.
Archive for the ‘Video’ Category
Ford Murdering Animals. I Approve.
08.26
Here’s a car murdering a cat. I think I first downloaded this video on Kazaa like 6 years ago, but I hadn’t seen it in a while. It’s nice to find immediate success when simply typing in “ford cat car murder video” in the search. Anyways, I’m assuming this was just a European Ford Ad.
Awesome update. Found another one. Looks like they hate birds as well as cats. I’ll allow it.
A Tornado of Effing Fire!
08.26
Fire + Swirling wind = FIRE TORNADO. I didn’t know this was even a possibility, but this is fucking awesome. If a fire tornado hits your house does it tear through it while setting everything ablaze? I’m not even sure how mad I would be, because that’s just a great story.
Or how about Twister 2: Fire Tornadoes set somewhere in Arizona? Well, here’s at least what that movie would sound like.
via WarmingGlow Addiction to YouTubeDoubler also via WarmingGlow.
Booty!
08.24
I was watching Lock-up: Raw and I saw this guy.
This one might actually top that. Seriously this guy is crazy. He basically explains all the reasons I don’t want to go to prison, with or without jelly.
Apparently the Boondocks thought this was great too.
Kyle Kinane is awesome.
08.21
So we saw this guy do some stand up at the Tempe Improv last night. Didn’t know what to expect but this guy was seriously hilarious. Here’s a video from youtube of him ripping a heckler. My favorite line, “You look like a South Side Ewok.” Here’s his website. MYSPACE
KYLE KINANE
Fight Football League
08.19
I’ve been dreaming of a sport like this ever since the recent World Cup. The Fight Football League is only in Italy and it could probably be way crazier if Italians weren’t playing, but still pretty awesome. It’s a cross between rugby and MMA. The idea is to stuff a soccer ball down an air vent to score goals. There is a full match with Italian commentary, or you can watch each of the quarters individually with some gay music. Pretty retarded but it still seems like more of a sport than baseball. The rules are posted below the videos. via Deadspin
FIRST QUARTER
SECOND QUARTER
THIRD QUARTER
FOURTH QUARTER
FULL GAME WITH COMMENTARY
HERE ARE THE RULES!



