Archive for January, 2010

Kurt Warner believes he should be in the bible


2010
01.31

As if we weren’t sick enough of Kurt Warner and his whole reading the bible high and mighty God act, he now believes his life is on par with those of the stories in the bible.. Thank you Kurt Warner for being so humble and down to earth.

“If there was one thing I’ve learned from reading this thing (the Bible) is that it’s a bunch of stories about average people, where God came in and did something extraordinary with them,To me, that’s exactly what he did with my life.”

Yes, Kurt, because your ability to throw the ball in a circus offense is the same as God giving Moses the power to part the Red Sea.. yes..I can see how this might be confusing for some people to differentiate.

Off The Deep End: Steven Tyler


2010
01.27

The former Aerosmith lead singer felt the need to do a free, unsolicited performance of two of his old band’s worst songs over the intercom at a California Home Depot, not unlike Remi Gaillard’s version of “Roxanne”.

Well, except for the part where Tyler was allegedly taking hits of helium and singing his own songs in a chipmunk voice.

- Rolling Stone /TMZ

Bold.


2010
01.26

freaky mice

Things That Should Be Banned From Youtube


2010
01.26

I have been to the end of the internet and back.

I know this might sound impossible, but I assure you it’s true. Now you’re probably saying to yourself, “I’ve seen a lot of stuff online, who does this dick think he is claiming he’s been to the end and back? It’s not even a place!” Okay, if you want to play those games I’ll let you take a peek inside my world. When your brain starts leaking out of your ears like you’ve been partying with sweaty, ecstasy eating hippies, I’ll be there waiting with a camera to document my new form of cyber warfare. If you can watch these videos from start to finish there is definitely something wrong with you.

Pregnancy Videos

While I am not against weird types of porn such as fisting, this takes it to a new level that I am not prepared to explore. Would you call this the reverse fist?

The Snail


2010
01.26

Sean Payton Coming Everywhere


2010
01.25

“A lot of us came where no one wanted to come” – Sean Payton

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