Archive for September, 2010

The Smoke Detector Beep Really Kills the Mood


2010
09.18

Let me preface this post with a warning that this is a full-on porno. There are thousands of porn movies but this had something that really bothered me. First off, look at the title, “Cody Lane Relives Her Dream Of Fucking Her Uncle”. Second, the smoke detector keeps beeping to let everybody know it needs new batteries. Seriously, there is nothing more distracting when you’re trying to focus on a girl reliving her dream of fucking her uncle than a smoke detector warning in the background. Somebody should call OSHA because nothing would upset me more than Cody Lane getting hurt in a fire. The detector beeps at 1:25 and then again at 2:29 and keeps going about every minute. Seriously take a listen.


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Rush the Field Failure


2010
09.16

So all I can remember about this game is rolling around on the floor laughing at the end.

Here is how the game ended.

The Dudley Boys Were Crazy!!


2010
09.14

I miss the old days when wrestling was real.

Allah err..Admiral Akbar!


2010
09.14

Ole Miss has the best idea for the mascot. It’s too bad George Lucas cock-blocked them.

Jersey Shore Kids


2010
09.13

If you watch the Jersey Shore this is like a time machine.

I’m not sure what to call this


2010
09.13

I Love Football Season.


2010
09.12

I know, by all visual logic Megatron’s catch-not-catch should’ve been a touchdown. But that doesn’t mean I wasn’t purely ecstatic when the ref signaled incomplete. Here’s someone much more upset with the call than me.