Let me preface this post with a warning that this is a full-on porno. There are thousands of porn movies but this had something that really bothered me. First off, look at the title, “Cody Lane Relives Her Dream Of Fucking Her Uncle”. Second, the smoke detector keeps beeping to let everybody know it needs new batteries. Seriously, there is nothing more distracting when you’re trying to focus on a girl reliving her dream of fucking her uncle than a smoke detector warning in the background. Somebody should call OSHA because nothing would upset me more than Cody Lane getting hurt in a fire. The detector beeps at 1:25 and then again at 2:29 and keeps going about every minute. Seriously take a listen.
Archive for September, 2010
So all I can remember about this game is rolling around on the floor laughing at the end.
Here is how the game ended.
I miss the old days when wrestling was real.
Ole Miss has the best idea for the mascot. It’s too bad George Lucas cock-blocked them.
If you watch the Jersey Shore this is like a time machine.
I know, by all visual logic Megatron’s catch-not-catch should’ve been a touchdown. But that doesn’t mean I wasn’t purely ecstatic when the ref signaled incomplete. Here’s someone much more upset with the call than me.